Just call me Alcohol.

Today I was stretching before class and this girl (sunshine) who I coach was sitting next to me.

As we stretched and talked she asked me what my last name is.
I told her to guess.
Sunshine asked "Is your last name Hernandez?"
Me, " No it's not Hernandez."
Then Miss Jenny said to Sunshine, " It's something you drink."
Sunshine thought about it but had no idea.
Jenny Then added " you drink it in the morning..........well you probably don't drink it but your parents probably do."
Then Sunshine looked at me and asked, "Is your last name Alcohol?"

Jenny and I about died, we were laughing so hard.

My job is the best!