I need more yarn to crochette yoga socks for Jessica

This random guy stopped by the other day and asked to aerate to our lawn here. He wanted to poke a bunch of hole in the dirt and leave what was in the holes around the lawn looking like little dog poopies. But BEHOLD WHAT WE WOKE UP TO THE NEXT MORNING!






AND I REALLY DON'T LIKE POTATOES!!!
Stupid Idaho Soil, it forces you to be a Potatoe farmer if you want to be or not.
Never let a company with the name "jack's magic beans aerating" touch your lawn!